The Last Stand

I like cookies. And boobs. And ninjas. Dude ninjas are the best. They be like "Nigga whatchu said bout mah rice paddy?! Bitch nigga Im behind you now, stabbin yo butt and stealin a yo venison and shit. Fuck yo lettuce, nigga." And they are great role models. They are mercenaries so they teach children to grasp what opportunities in life present themselves because not a lot do. And they teach kids that mastering stealth is useful in almost any scenario. Tryna steal those fruit-loops from Wal-Mart? Be a ninja about it. Tryna hide from the poleece when they catch you and yo niggas pimpin' hoes at night? Be a ninja about it. Tryna give yo pregnant girlfriend a coathanger abortion before she wakes up? Yep, you guesssed it; Be a muh fuggin' ninja about it.
So when you finally grow a pair of balls decide "Nigga maybe I aint tryna pay 44 cents for a ring-pop" nigga you use yo ninja training and teleport the fuck up outta there. Plus ninjas can be cuttin niggas with blades and shit and niggas just be slidin' apart like they mamas pussy lips. Besides ninjas get all the pussy. And if they pussy gets killed the ninja gon get fire powers and immortality and start toastin' niggas. Ninjas always avenge their fallen niggas.

Cool Pony thing by the way man.